'Go Lick the World': Innovation in Current Affairs Content

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to despair. This inspired Pixel Play's creation, Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game.

The game's premise is delightfully absurd: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth (or its orbiting objects) to score points and climb the leaderboard.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane!). Earthly targets include the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's content is constantly updated, with themed items appearing daily. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of humor, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update even added a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and obtain a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The recent "Great Debate Update" includes trucker hats representing both political sides and a certain prominent individual's iconic hair.