Drunken Santa

Get ready to ring in the New Year with a bang! Our game promises fireworks and explosions that will light up your gaming experience. And for the holiday season, Santa's on a mission to deliver Christmas gifts right on time, but in a way you've never seen before. Picture this: Santa's armored sleigh tearing through the city on Christmas Eve, not just flying over rooftops but smashing into cars, buses, and giant multi-ton trucks. It's holiday madness at its finest!

Our feature list is packed with excitement:

• Realistic handling of an armored jet sleigh
• Liquid sleigh repair nanokits cleverly disguised in whiskey bottles
• Unique crash physics for that authentic feel
• Spectacular wrecks and explosions
• A beautifully rendered night city on Christmas Eve
• Plenty of cars to demolish with your gift-throwing antics
• A variety of sled models to choose from
• Amazing, realistic graphics that immerse you in the experience
• Robust and painfully accurate Christmas traffic simulations
• Achievements and leaderboards to compete with friends
• Easy-to-master controls
• The spirit of love, happiness, and Christmas cheer
• Awesome sound design to enhance your holiday rampage
• Offline and online play options
• A great variety of traffic, including buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks

And if you love what you're seeing, we promise to keep adding more thrilling content!

Gameplay

Your mission is simple yet exhilarating: wreck other cars to rack up points. Chain together successive wrecks and combos to earn bonus points. Use liquid sleigh repair nanokits to keep your sleigh in tip-top shape. Aim for the highest score and see where you stand on the world leaderboard.

While we had grand plans, some features didn't make the cut. You won't find:

• A way to order a taxi - Santa drives himself, no need for Uber!
• Multiple levels - one city, endless chaos
• Multi-language support - Santa speaks the universal language of destruction
• A real car driving experience - it's all about the sleigh
• Modern supercars or muscle cars - Santa's sleigh is the star here
• Dangerous overtakes - safety first, even for Santa
• Burning asphalt - it's winter, the roads are cold
• Match-3 gameplay - no puzzles, just action
• Real car sounds - the sleigh's got its own unique roar
• Police chases - everyone loves Santa, even the cops
• Guns and gunplay - though we're considering a Santa bazooka for future updates
• Elite, ridiculously expensive cars - Santa's sleigh is priceless
• Donald Trump - he's not part of our holiday festivities

Despite our best efforts, some additional features we couldn't implement include:

• Smashing enemies with swords
• Defeating and killing monsters and bosses
• Leveling up heroes
• Racing a real brand sports car on busy streets
• Buying new cars - Santa sticks to his sleigh
• Upgrading or leveling up cars - again, it's all about the sleigh
• Becoming the best driver - Santa's the best in his own way
• Performing tricks and stunts - Santa prioritizes safety (and enjoys a drink)

But don't let that dampen your spirits. Dive into the real holiday madness and enjoy countless crazy, awesome moments filled with explosions, presents, and the true essence of Christmas!

In our humble opinion, this is the best holiday game of 2017, and possibly even the best Christmas game of 2018! We're also proud to claim it's the best racing game of 2017 and 2018, though we must admit, it's not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game. Please remember to abide by traffic laws in the real world.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

• Increased speed of the sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
• Added new machines for even more chaos!